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  1. TIM

    October 31, 2008 at 12:57 am

    HAPPY HOLLOWEEN…..

  2. culo

    October 31, 2008 at 1:02 am

    get a life

  3. TIM

    October 31, 2008 at 1:49 am

    I know this is off the subject but i need to spread the support….

    For all you McCain supporters out there and Obama Lovers….

    ( a take off on ' The Night Before Christmas ')

    'Twas the night before elections

    And all through the town

    Tempers were flaring

    Emotions all up and down!

  4. TIM

    October 31, 2008 at 1:50 am

    I, in my bathrobe

    With a cat in my lap

    Had cut off the TV

    Tired of political crap.

  5. TIM

    October 31, 2008 at 1:50 am

    When all of a sudden

    There arose such a noise

    I peered out of my window

    Saw Obama and his boys

  6. TIM

    October 31, 2008 at 1:50 am

    They had come for my wallet

    They wanted my pay

    To give to the others

    Who had not worked a day!

  7. TIM

    October 31, 2008 at 1:52 am

    He snatched up my money

    And quick as a wink

    Jumped back on his bandwagon

    As I gagged from the stink

  8. TIM

    October 31, 2008 at 1:53 am

    He then rallied his henchmen

    Who were pulling his cart

    I could tell they were out

    To tear my country apart!

  9. TIM

    October 31, 2008 at 1:53 am

    ' On Fannie, on Freddie,

    On Biden and Ayers!

    On Acorn, On Pelosi'

    He screamed at the pairs!

  10. TIM

    October 31, 2008 at 1:53 am

    They took off for his cause

    And as he flew out of sight

    I heard him laugh at the nation

    Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

  11. TIM

    October 31, 2008 at 1:53 am

    So I leave you to think

    On this one final note-

    IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM

    GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!

  12. TIM

    October 31, 2008 at 1:54 am

    ( a take off on ' The Night Before Christmas ')

    'Twas the night before elections

    And all through the town

    Tempers were flaring

    Emotions all up and down!

    I, in my bathrobe

    With a cat in my lap

    Had cut off the TV

    Tired of political crap.

    When all of a sudden

    There arose such a noise

    I peered out of my window

    Saw Obama and his boys

    They had come for my wallet

    They wanted my pay

    To give to the others

    Who had not worked a day!

    He snatched up my money

    And quick as a wink

    Jumped back on his bandwagon

    As I gagged from the stink

    He then rallied his henchmen

    Who were pulling his cart

    I could tell they were out

    To tear my country apart!

    ' On Fannie, on Freddie,

    On Biden and Ayers!

    On Acorn, On Pelosi'

    He screamed at the pairs!

    They took off for his cause

    And as he flew out of sight

    I heard him laugh at the nation

    Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

    So I leave you to think

    On this one final note-

    IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM

    GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!

  13. TIM

    October 31, 2008 at 3:43 am

    Get out there and Vote….hopefully you will have made the right choice and not the left.

  14. dane drebin

    October 31, 2008 at 4:31 am

    thats a cute rhyme…. but im still voting obama

  15. dane drebin

    October 31, 2008 at 4:32 am

    republicans can cry about it all they want but…..

    we takin ovaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. TIM

    October 31, 2008 at 4:44 am

    With all due respect…before you are a Rebuplican or Democrat you are an American First so you should put your Country First!!! I am not going to get into it but God help us all if he wins…seriously you thought we hit rock bottom he is going to take the Whole Country Strait to hell…

    I honestly voted for Mitt Romney in the Primary as i dont agree solely on McCain but i can not vote for someone who going to take an inoccent life in a botched abortion and let it just die on the table. your entitiled to your opinions wich make this country great…do you really want to put it into the hands of such a liberal and socialist bsically communist…

    Your voting for your reasons i am voting for mine and with no disrespect i say god help us all.

  17. TIM

    October 31, 2008 at 4:51 am

    Some words for thought…………

    Who is really responsible for America's situation???

    7 1/2 YEARS OF GEORGE BUSH

    George Bush has been in office for 7 1/2 years. The first six the economy was fine.

    Not much over one year ago:

    1) Consumer confidence stood at a 2 1/2 year high;

    2) Regular gasoline sold for $2.19 a gallon;

    3) the unemployment rate was 4.5%.

    4) the DOW JONES hit a record high–14,000 +

    5) American's were buying new cars,taking cruises, vacations overseas, living large!…

    But American's wanted 'CHANGE!' So, in 2006 they voted in a Democratic Congress and yes–we got 'CHANGE' all right. In the PAST YEAR:

    1) Consumer confidence has plummeted;

    2) Gasoline is now over $4 a gallon & climbing!;

    3) Unemployment is up to 5.5% (a 10% increase!);

    4) Americans have seen their home equity drop by $12 TRILLION DOLLARS and prices still dropping;

    5) 1% of American homes are in foreclosure.

    6) as I write, THE DOW is probing another low~~ $2.5 TRILLION DOLLARS HAS EVAPORATED FROM THEIR STOCKS, BONDS & MUTUAL FUNDS INVESTMENT PORTFOLIOS!

    YES, IN 2006 AMERICA VOTED FOR CHANGE…AND WE SURE GOT IT! ….

    REMEMBER THE PRESIDENT HAS NO CONTROL OVER ANY OF THESE ISSUES, ONLY CONGRESS.

    AND WHAT HAS CONGRESS DONE IN THE LAST TWO YEARS, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

    NOW THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT CLAIMS HE IS GOING TO REALLY GIVE US CHANGE ALONG WITH A DEMOCRATIC CONGRESS!!!!

    JUST HOW MUCH MORE 'CHANGE' DO YOU THINK YOU CAN STAND?

  18. TIM

    October 31, 2008 at 4:56 am

    Oh the above is not my words it was from one of my friends in Political Office but i do agree…wether you do or not is up to you but please take it into consideration. With no disrespect..Thank you.

  19. T.R.

    October 31, 2008 at 5:01 am

    well put tim especially on those screwed up abortions. they put the babies in the laundry room with no blankets and let them die naked. Obama voted 4 times to keep this legal!!

  20. TIM

    October 31, 2008 at 5:15 am

    Thanks and i know and he tried to cover it up by saying once he didnt fully understand what he was voting on…okay do you really want someone like that in office leading our nation who cant read the fine print and understand things entirely…maybe thats why he has these crazy and stupid ideas on health care and raising taxes at such a critical economic time. Secondly he stated he voted against it because there was already something in state to preserve the protection of botched abortion babies in Illinois…HMM if it were already in place why the hell was it on the ballot again? Sounds like lies to me…but God help us all and i hope a miracle happens next tuesday…

  21. Sick of Politics

    October 31, 2008 at 6:05 am

    Problem with most McCain voters is that they are VERY uninformed – that whole abortion thing has totally been exaggerated and embellished.

  22. TIM

    October 31, 2008 at 6:55 am

    Whats to exaggerate about killing a baby…botched abortion or not its still a living thing and to let it die on a table is simply pure Murder….and your Obama supports it wether you choose to believe it or not.

  23. ron shaw

    October 31, 2008 at 6:56 am

    does it even matter at this point, McCain is so far behind. he tried to get a celebrity running mate to counteract obamas celebrity status and she had a ton of skeletons in the closet. its done already, McCain struck out. what the hell are politics doing on this site anyway?

  24. Yo Mama

    October 31, 2008 at 6:57 am

    Brock Lesnar for Pres???

  25. Yo Mama

    October 31, 2008 at 7:01 am

    Look at Guida all fucked up! "Its cool, its cool…bring your green hat!"

  26. TIM

    October 31, 2008 at 7:02 am

    The problem with Obama supporters and yes i am going to say it because its true is the only REAL thing they see in Change is the color of the person in the white house..there are millions of unintelligent poor african americans that are only voting because ACORN came around and signed them up to vote because they could get the black vote…i am sorry i am not a racist at all i am just stating facts…and no not all Blacks are unintelligent as i am many friends who are black and most i might say are voting for McCain because they are intelligent and see the big picture on Mr. Obama and who he really is.. once again i am not a racist and if i sound like it oh well deal with the facts… Us republicans have our issues as well but going out to poor areas of the country and signing up people who have never voted before just for a color vote is wrong…

  27. TIM

    October 31, 2008 at 7:05 am

    Wether its over or not the facts remain the same Obama is not qualified to be president even Joe Biden his own VP running mate said that McCain is more qualified to be president than Obama is..but yes Obama will most likely win and if he does God help us all…

  28. roy

    October 31, 2008 at 7:06 am

    please take this to a political blog ther is plenty of them.

  29. TIM

    October 31, 2008 at 7:06 am

    I agree…

  30. TIM

    October 31, 2008 at 7:07 am

    I am done..roy i just started it because i had to spread my support…back to MMA not there isnt Politics in MMA or anything….

  31. roy

    October 31, 2008 at 7:21 am

    cool, happy halloween

  32. TIM

    October 31, 2008 at 8:19 am

    Same to you..

  33. Ryan S

    October 31, 2008 at 10:44 am

    It's always the republicans…I'm white and I'm voting Obama. Anywho, I wonder where that picture was taken.

  34. zalbag

    October 31, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    prolly the guy with the best chin will win. Barack Obama has good Jiu jitsu, however he has a glass jaw. Mccain has good boxing and works good in the clinch but has no stamina anyone can win this one.

  35. kom34

    October 31, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    mccain has old school training techniques though. his cardio used to win him fights but he didn't evolve his game. i think obama has a more well rounded fighting game. anything can happen who knows.

    great pic. thats a perfect halloween pic.

  36. TIM

    October 31, 2008 at 6:14 pm

    LOL

  37. Oswald Gobblecock

    October 31, 2008 at 7:39 pm

    Culo? Get a life? What the fuck did that comment have to do with anything? You truly seem like the biggest d-bag here! lol

  38. dane drebin

    October 31, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    lol at abortion being ur main focus tim

    ya because that should be the main issue right now when we are goin into a horrible economy trainwreck

    trying to put an add for mccain on a mma website thats rich bro. wasnt mccain the ignorant fuck who called this sport human cockfighting and tried to get it outlawed.

    i think saying that the only change oboma brings is his skin color is an ignorant thing to say and i am happy that mccain is so far behind in this election that us non war mongering gun slinging citizens can sleep a little easy at night

    i think obama can be a real pushover in a lot of issues but he does inspire hope in the people and that is what we need right now. not an old war veteran who is close to being sent to a retirement home and doesnt know how to check his own email.

    the real issue here is that bush is going down in history as one of the worst presidents of all time taking us so far into debt when he had a surplus comming into office. he has dug us into such a deep ditch that not obama nor mccainiac are gunna dig us out of anytime soon. we voted in a guy who we would like to have a beer with and seemed like a badass. now it's time to vote in someone with a brain who doesnt think that abortion is the number one issue we should all be worried about

    and i didnt copy and paste lol

  39. ringside announcer

    November 1, 2008 at 1:39 am

    …and Omaba with an uppercut!

  40. Naco21

    November 1, 2008 at 1:43 am

    remember the good ole days…when we talked of MMA?

  41. Ryan S

    November 1, 2008 at 2:02 am

    Naco, I really like what you did there.

    Not to mention, some of the sick Submissions Obama can pull out. If I remember correctly, he was an Abu Dhabi winner. Twice. before the age of 20

  42. zalbag

    November 1, 2008 at 2:13 am

    Naco the good ole days are now if you look at archives the site has really taken off in the last 13 months anytime before that and many huge ufc events had less than 3 responses check out when GSP first got his belt, or many other crazy happenings and there was little response. Now though there are about a core group of around 15 to twenty people who post at least 10 times a week.

    Obama is in trouble because McCain started training with Xtreme Couture last year

  43. zalbag

    November 1, 2008 at 2:17 am

    However your point about talking MMA is great. That is what we come here for not for anything else. We come here because trudy from accounting could give a flying crap about Fabricio Werdum's ground game. Because Jonathon the forklift driver doesnt care about Efrain Escudero having no striking ability. Thats why im calling Obama Submission Flying GOGO platta at the end of the third.

  44. Naco21

    November 1, 2008 at 2:46 am

    hahaha LOL

    Well f* it then…I got Obama with a flying, double, gogoplata, transitioned to a arm-bar while striking in the groin!

  45. TIM

    November 1, 2008 at 4:02 am

    Look what i started….

  46. Ryan S

    November 1, 2008 at 8:54 am

    Keith Hackney stlye groin strikes.

  47. Ryan S

    November 1, 2008 at 8:54 am

    started off with a johnny cage low blow

  48. zalbag

    November 1, 2008 at 11:02 am

    We can only hope that thanksgiving gives us just as good of a post I'm going to give this the official seal of classic post of 08.

  49. Jake

    November 2, 2008 at 10:58 pm

    It's funny how republicans are pro-life but also pro-war.

    They hate having government spend money but they want all these unwanted babies. Who pays for them? Welfare and social security and other government programs. Which republicans want to routinely cut back on. How does that make any sense? Seems like you want to solve one problem but it directly opposes another problem.

    Don't forget about the war with Iraq that has nothing to do with 911. The war that costs us 12 Billion a month. The war the was supposed to have been over weapons of mass destruction. The war that has killed almost 100,000 innocent Iraqi citizens. Meanwhile Osama Bin Laden is still alive and planning his next move.

    Read this and see the reality of the war for the Iraqi people. The reality that isn't on Fox news.

    http://www.iraqbodycount.org/analysis/beyond/the-

  50. Jake

    November 2, 2008 at 11:21 pm

    This is directed to TIM.

    Its funny how people that say that are not racist have to always include "I've got black friends". Sounds to me like you are a little insecure as to what you really believe.

    Lets get to your alleged non-racist quote ," there are millions of unintelligent poor african americans that are only voting because ACORN came around and signed them up to vote because they could get the black vote…i am sorry i am not a racist at all i am just stating facts…"

    How do you know that they are unintelligent? Have you tested them? Have you talked to them? How did you come up with this determination if you are not racist?

    How do you know they are poor and what should that have to do with their qualifications to vote? Can't white people or asians or mexicans be poor?

    I was unaware that ACORN was racist and they only approached poor black unregistered voters.

    I was unaware that the election had taken place and you know how everyone has voted.

    By your comments you are IMPLYING that millions of blacks are too poor and not intelligent enough to make their own decisions when it comes to electing a president.

    All of what you said was filled with racist undertones and stereotypes except for your proclamation of having black friends.

    Look in the mirror and take off your white hood

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