July 30, 2010 at 2:36 pm
Jon Jones is the future of the UFC and will go down as one of the best ever MMA Fighters of all time. How do I know? Because as all of you know, I am the real deal, just like these gladiators of the Octagon, but my Octagon is a parking lot in downtown L.A.
I can see from his few fights so far that he has talent and weapons to take on any competitor, and fight smarts that we MMA Fighters et from years of sparing and testing ourselves. "Bones" will be a champion inside of three years and will retain it as long as he stays on the path (I'll explain what that is to you guys some other time) His training is right on and he improves with every bout. I don't make strides like this kid, although I'm no slouch. His speed and reflexes and accuracy rival the Spider, and his athletics are on par with GSP. Mine are not that high, but I'm still young and training every day.
Now I know a bunch of you chicks will moan that I'm still here, since I said I was leaving so many times, but Cage Today is my class room and you guys are my students, I feel it's my duty to teach you the different aspects of MMA, and perhaps Ill shed some light on women for you shut-in's as well. When I'm done with you, you'll no longer fear the opposite sex and might even get lucky now and then (Tico). In fact in just a few minutes I'm heading over to an Underground Club to meet up with my special lady friend and a couple of buff dudes, don't expect me back tonight!
All you haters need to listen carefully to what I say (Ryan S. and Businessman), every time you pipe up you say something foolish and without a clue as to what MMA is really about, and Timmie keep your hateful opinions to yourself, here is Cali we are open to men and women and believe it or not that's pretty cool. Class is out girls. Catch you bitches down the road.
July 30, 2010 at 5:37 pm
The guy that says he fights in parking lots is trying to tell people what MMA is all about???? You serious?
July 31, 2010 at 3:58 am
Jon Jones is very talented and will do very well in UFC. I think he is champion caliber fighter.
July 31, 2010 at 4:39 am
That's a lot of typing when only 2 or 3 people are going to read it.
July 31, 2010 at 5:09 am
well we all thought the same about Todd duffey and how he was the next big thjing and all that stuff. Jones is good and is evolving into a great fighter.
July 31, 2010 at 9:59 am
arent we all so lucky to have someone like cobraclutch to educate us on mma? he was probably envisioning jon jones dick in his mouth when he typed this. anyway i thought cage banned your ip you fake ass bitch.
July 31, 2010 at 10:35 am
Great up and coming fighter, Great Ambassador for the sport. Real respectful guy. Don't think the janitor makes it out of round 1
July 31, 2010 at 5:52 pm
Agreed! he is a class act and very very talented. CobraClutch, your grammar is far too good for you to be a bad ass!!
July 31, 2010 at 11:27 pm
All of a sudden I am a hater?
August 1, 2010 at 1:45 am
Brett – Your MMA Ring is where you make it.
JBug – Your right, you are lucky to have me, I like that I'm on your mind.
Ken – I am a great Ambassador for the sport, thank you!
Zulu – It's always been doog LOL
Ryan S. – You talk as much smack as any of these dweebs
and the rest of you agreed with me and let's be honest, learned from me. Your welcome.
August 1, 2010 at 3:57 am
cobraclutch, you are a dipshit of epic proportions. no one else on this site spends as much time trying to prove that they are cool. i have to admit that you do keep this site entertaining, because you make it so easy to dog you. i admit that i am not an mma expert, but just a fan. i hope you do know that no one believes that you are all you say you are and its probably true that if you bumped into 90 percent of the people on this site, they could kick the shit out of you, and you know that. and yet you keep on posting comments like the dickcheese that you are. for that i applaud you and you just keep on keepin on. you win hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
August 2, 2010 at 5:44 am
What did I get ripped on for CobraClutch?
Yer a dick
August 2, 2010 at 8:13 am
Guys, this isn't the Cobraclutch that used to be on this site. This is just a douche that took the joke of pretending to be him so far that it wasn't funny long ago. Anywho, yeah, never really been a hater of anyone on this site.
August 2, 2010 at 8:15 am
And I post things twice because I'm a stupid idiot.
August 2, 2010 at 11:52 am
i for one like and admire the cobra sensei i haved learned so much from him i am able to talk to women more often and not be afraid .. i now know more than i ever did about mma …thanks cobra sensei i look forward to your words of wisdom ..i just hope you are able to continue to enlight the masses as you do
you always win sensei
August 2, 2010 at 3:13 pm
Guys, this isn’t the Cobraclutch that used to be on this site. This is just a douche that took the joke of pretending to be him so far that it wasn’t funny long ago. Anywho, yeah, never really been a hater of anyone on this site.
August 2, 2010 at 4:55 pm
Haha this is getting kind of entertaining
Not funny any more
August 3, 2010 at 7:26 am
No…it is pretty stupid already. I am not going to leave this site but between false postings under someone else's name, the gay stuff, and now the Cobra Clutch impersonations, there is at least one person on this site with too much time on their hands.
August 3, 2010 at 7:11 pm
troll's always win whilst people feed them. Ignore it and it'll leave.
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