War Machine “Ill Be Doing a Year In Jail”

War Machine “Ill Be Doing a Year In Jail”

Looks like the hammer of law has finally struck former UFC fighter War Machine,

“Weak! Looks like Ill be doing a year in San Diego County jail. Prolly gonna go in about 2 weeks..ugh. Gonna be SO boring! No delicious food, no training, no wifee, no friends. Whatever tho when I get out my partners and I will be opening our sick gym in Austin Texas and Ill be righ back to fighting. Jail is DUMB. All it does is press the PAUSE button on your life. What’s it supposed to teach you? Anyway, who knows some bad ass books I should read!?” [Twitter]



    June 19, 2010 at 1:42 am

    If your that jail and you have the internet and are reading this, I will mail you 100$ if you shank this retard.

  2. Greg

    June 19, 2010 at 2:49 am

    What a tard, don't read, it won't help you. Can you read? Guy's like this never learn, their mental capacity is too low, they only know two things, fight on the streets, go to jail, fight, jail on and on. It's just like a revolving door. Please don't knock up some girl, you will only lower the IQ levels of society.

  3. CobraClutch

    June 19, 2010 at 2:50 am

    I saw a porn with the hottest chick ever, Asa Akira, banging this retard without a condom and taking it on her face. She went from a perfect 10 to a 2 immediately. So freaking disappointed.

  4. crynot

    June 19, 2010 at 4:13 am

    Yeah, he should have tons of people waiting in line to join his gym when he gets out. What an ASS!!!!!

  5. Maui MMA

    June 19, 2010 at 2:58 pm

    im sure there will be alot of REAL bad ass's in jail looking to test his skill and his ass lol..

  6. Scott Coker

    June 19, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    You watched a porn with the guy from The Ultimate Fighter?




    I don't even know what to say…

  7. CobraClutch.

    June 20, 2010 at 2:01 am

    What can I say Mr. Coker, I dig War Machine when he's naked, wet, and engaging in sex with other people or himself.

    You do know I'm from L.A. right?

    Oh my god, War Machine is SO HOT, mmmmmm I wish I was going to jail too.

  8. Miko

    June 20, 2010 at 7:03 am

    Wow, the name stealing on this site is getting crazy.

    Cobra might have been acting like a prick, but we called him on it, bagged on him for a while until it cooled down and that should be the end of it. Using his name to make him sound gay is just lame and isn't even creative. Using Ryan S's name when he didn't even do anything to deserve it is just stupid. I'm stepping back man. any posts with the name Miko wont be me 'cause I'm walking away this chaos.

  9. King Kong

    June 20, 2010 at 7:08 am

    real fuccin mature. no wonder why all the good posters don't come here and share ideas anymore. fuc this site. serious.

  10. CC

    June 20, 2010 at 7:49 am


  11. gonzo

    June 21, 2010 at 11:28 pm


  12. Aaron Stewart

    August 7, 2010 at 11:54 pm

    These responses are funny :)

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